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7月14日 Laddu baba is here to stayI told 3 ladies today that i'm going to stop blogging..And all 3 told me not to..I dont know why this thougt came to my mind..But yet again LADY POWER has worked on me...It sure has!Thanks ladies i guess you know who you'll are..So just a big THANKS...
So what has this asshole been doing lately?Say for the past umm 2 months?Not been bogging properly..Well he's surely been busy..adn with what else other than animals..He's been visiting NGO's and in coordination making a poster showing his girlfriend lying down and a kid patting it and like the numbers of the NGO's on it..Its all social work..and he's een helping out at clinics daily and been rescuing and keeping animals and cats and shit at home..So everyones happy with him..
Btw all kolkattans you'll find it at CCDS and MALLS and BARISTAS and etc etc etc this poster i mean..For more info call me @ 9836062344..The posters have just gone for printing..And after my exams i plan to start a group of enthu's whod like to work individually ofr local animals..so again any1 interested call me..I dont think ill get anyone from here..But well..
Laddu beta is fine otherwise..he had fever..now he's fine...He's playing MACHO football amazing footbal..yeah he's playing well..all are happy with him...
Studies are going fine..Exams are around the corner..And he's not studying..But well chalta hai.His parents are on vacation so he's bindaas..
Otherwise there is nothing else going on..He'll be back soon..in about 3-4 days..For more info call 1921,1922,1923...Good night..
P.S:Girlfriend refers to PUCHI the street dog..She is really beautiful.. 7月5日 Laddu baba's predictionI the football guru..Yeah thats true me THE GURU...all my predictions have come true...i said Italy will bt Germany when everyone used their gas..Italy won..i said France will beat BRAZIL and still people used their gyaan and said BRAZIL AR EHTE BEST and all ballz..Who won?France..so Baba Laddu peda sandesh rosogulla priiya makkhan bite ka prediction hai..Umm...Umm... FRANCE beat Portugal..Although he has some doubts..but wilol surely update before the game about his final decision..If not then take this one as FINAL!.....good luck supporters... 7月1日 UPDATE~P.S:BRAZIL LOSE YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH GO FRANCE i won 100 BUCKS yeah baby babby!!!!!!!!!
ENGLAND LOSE ENGLAND LOSE ENGLAND..srikanth you were wrong :P:P:P woo hoo go portugal go !!!!!!i love you!!!!!!!!Wooo Hoooo England lose 3-1 on pelanties...:P:P:P...lampard i told you you'd miss !!! 6月30日 TaggedYa Madre agentina jus took the lead 30 seconds back and im doing a dual job..blogging too...what a goal though man what a goal!!!GO ARGENTINA!!!I had a bet of 100 bucks..wish me luck!!>...well Eight Perfect Points Id See In My Lover: 1)Whether she is kind hearted,whether she has a heart of gold like me:P:P:P
2)Whether she loves animals and loves to own pets
3)Whether she has a good personality and is a strong and a mature individual
4)Whether she and me have anything in common...
5)Whether she gets pissed if i dont message her or call her(see this is all ive heard from my friends that their gf's get pissed like that)
6)Whether she actually loves me or am i the jerk who0's after her?(I have a couple of tests for that!)
7)Whether she is outgoing and understanding and not short tempered
8)Whether she is a blogger and doesnt beg for comments like PRITZ!no offence dude! :P P.S:Nothing about looks cause if she has anything in common,that includes looks LIKE MEH!!!LOL 6月29日 randommHi spacers...Im currently down with viral fever..Not well at all..In a bad state...came only from dads notebok cause i don t have enough energy to sit up for more than 5 minutes...i have 103 temperature..anyways i'll blog once im good..cheers 6月25日 Sunday..Just recovering from last evening..i miss her..Well today was good..Didnt get time to go to the Vet's clinic cause i wokr up late..by around 8:30 cause i slept at 3..Had maths tuition.Was really really fun.You see maths tuition is something different.I hope to keep it a secret.Just that it's damn cool fun.Its like we call up fm radio stations from our tuition.So you can imagine..Well after that had lunch..Was yumm.Then ran for a game.Had a club game today.I played well.Saved a penalty and all.So that was good.Fun.Came back and met some NGO people.They had come to collect my puchi.Puchi's a bitch in my lane.She's more beautiful than your girlfriend atleast.She should win miss universe for bitches..Lol..You can call her my girlfriend.Sent her for sterilisation.She'll be back in 23 days ..Thats what they said...But ill miss herrrr..:(:(:(...puchi my love hope you stay alright.This is a serious operation...Hope she stays okay.Well i just got a call.Im getting another cat..for a week.Another kitten as such..Lol....im gonna have to make this one live.Wish me luck..bye...good night... Kit Kat...This to announce the sad demise of Kit Kat as we called her,the cat temporarily in my house.She survived two bouts,she couldnt survive the third.I tried my best.But in the end she succumber to Worm Toximea,a disease in which the tapeworms in the body spread toxic all over the body.The doctors said it was impossible for her to survive.She ws shivering...And in the end gave up.It was sad to see her die just as it's sad to see any animal die.I sort of got attatched to her which hurts the most..She was fully fit till 4:30 last evening.It was a sudden reaction.I buried her..And thats why im happy for atleast her soul will rest in peace.Well this has motivated me to rescue more and more animals and the next tiime,ill make sure they survive.May Kit Kat's soul rest in peace...
P.S:Okay people ill be away for a week probably.Not in the mood...This is the 3rd animal out of which has died which i tried to save.So 40 percent success in saving animals.May God be with Kit Kat... 6月23日 MeWell most of you people might have forgotten me after my absence.Its sad but my msn space i'd say is at its all time low.And it seems people around you have lost interest too.Is it that people are becoming busier.Well i am.And im happy im not vella.But yet the thought of not knowing a few spacers as well as i knew them say a month and a half back hurts.I wont take names.Well my kitten is good.The day i last blogged,after that the next evening it got really really sick.It almost died.But well its a strong girl!Good going.She survived and id thannk myself partl for that.Man those two nights i went without sleep.I had to wake up every hour giving medicines to the kitten.Well i hoped for the best and got the best.
Anyways read my previous blog.Im making banners and all that so whoever is from kol will probably see them in cafe's and malls and metro stations.Well anyone from kol interested in all this, contact me.Im not hoping of anyone to contact me from here but well lets hope some1 does.
Getting away from all that...Football seasons started and im enjoying it.Tomorrow's my game.Looking forward to that.Till then take care spacers ciao 6月19日 A dog,a cat and umm another DOG!Still no internet and im still equally busy.Life's getting complicated.There are so many truths and lies around me and i dont kno who to believe.Well what i'm upto..Hmm all these days who are these creatures hwo have kept me busy?Well no sad guess not dogs.Id rather say not ONLOY dogs but all animals from snakes,dogs,cats,rats and even GOATS!Well me and a friend who passed out of school this year are like making banners 1 1/2 the size of a printing paper.Probably 200 of them.In it is gonna be a picture of a dog and a boy petting it(the dog is my very poochi,a street dog in my lane) adn below that 2-3 lines of something i cannot disclose and below that the names of like 6-7 good NGOs or rather all the good NGO'S of cal and below thet..umm..my number.And these are going to be stuck on schools,cafes,metro stations etc.Well its gonna be something big.Were also gonna have presentations and stuff and after all this we expect people interesting in dog relief to contact us.Well the presentations are gonna be held with children from lower classes..aaroundclass 5...this is basically to remove fear of animals.And the rest looks at dog relief.And after that i plan to start a club of interested people who wont actually do anything big but take care,vaccinate,steralise and basically feed dogs in their OWN area.Yeah nothing like working in NGO's cause we first need to look at our own backyard.For all this ive had to go to all corners of the city to NGO'sand stuff..This because they had called us too.So i have a good rep now in this field and people will actually you know recognise me as a dog lover since i really want to move ahead with all this.Visitng NGO's also helped us interact with them.One of them needed money for a roof and my friend has got them donation for their tin roof.Well its also helped us since now we actually know what these NGO'sneed.Its ot only money but if you take care of dogs in your area,it'll make their work easier and plus they want people not to buy expensive breeds but instead adopt mongreels from the street.Yes believe me mongreels are equally cute and innocent.And some of them are cuter than these breeds too.Theyre not harmful at all too.Well if i didnt have oscar,id myself adopt a few.But i can keep one in my house before i find it a home.Thats what ive done.A cat rescued by my friend whose like doing all this with me,angad saraf his name, comes back from delhi and asks me HEY YOU KNO ANYONE WHO WANTS A CAT?Im like give me time..He says its urgent.A one month old baby kitten was rescued by him.It was about to die.I contacted one of my friends.She said she'd take it.Now since it was out of danger,she contacted me and asked if i could keep it for 2 weeks since it req alot of time and her exams were up next week.Yeah so now i have a kitten in my house.I myself have to inject saline and its quite tough.Wwell also many medicines have forced me to give ALOT of attention to it,something for which onnie baby is DAMN angry with me for.I bought the two together and he went CRAZY started barking at the kittens face.Poor kitten.But onnie is harmless.He'd not do anything to the kitten.So wel thats about it.I better go back home now so ADIEU! 6月14日 The PebbleIs it really that im busy or am i tired of blogging and just making excuses?Well its surely the former and above that i feel like firing the TATA INDICOM people.Man can someones bill possibly come to 8000 BUCKS! and that even for a person like me who just blogs and doesnt do cray things like download softwares and all.Man.Well im getting a new BSNL connection in 2 weeks.I wasnt supposed to blog right now but something really motivated me.Yes shilpa your comment did too!:P.Well i really thought blogging was something creative and staying away from it would cause me harm.Secondly a thought by Mr Gulu Balani,to whom i dedicate this blog for such a wonderful thought.
Well the conversation started something like this.I came to the office like an hour ago and entered his chamber.Started speaking to him about all what im upto.All the dog relief and what am doing about a awareness campaign that im a part of.So he just told me this:
Theres this man who had two peppbles,some sand,some small stones and gravel stones and he was trying to fit it into a small jar.He first filled the sand,then the small rocks,then the gravel stones and then he found that theres wasnt sufficient spacfor the pebbles.His mentor told him to first put the pebbles and then the sand,stones and gravel stones.What he found was a perfectly filled jar.Now this is something ipersonally think everyone overlooks and that is WHAT MATTERS MORE.Its something i do too,you do too so do many others.We need to give primary attention to thinks that matter more.In my case he said my acedemics,although no one has a problem with my co curricular activities and others things i do out of passion.But at the end of the day,although everything matters,Its the acedemics that matters more.So what he said was first look into your daily work,studiesetc.Well this is something that matters most to me.Find out what does more to you.And then we can start this new pattern of living TOGETHER.HAM CHALENGE SAATH SAATH.YEAH SO HURRY!.Yes and another thing.DO EVERYTHING WITH PASSION.I got a compliment on this and im really umm EXCITED!.Okay utsav okay dont think to high of yourself.!;p take care people.Ill be back with my jaipur trip,pics andall.
p.s:Shoot its been a month since i went and ten day less han that since i came and i havent blogged properly for a month.! 6月4日 hello hello...Hello ugys made a fast return...Jaipur was good..I came back from there like two weeks back..And although i still dont have internet at home,im still blogging..You know what..umm...ive been lazy too..in like blogging..havent been wanting to come online..i dont know why,...surely not getting tired of blogging cause i was looking forward to tell you all about jaipur..well im at a friends and so like cant write anything..just that jaipur was amazing and you have to see jantar mantar and amer fort..and SUPS I DIDN GO TO JAISALMER :( Bye guys ill blog in a day or two... 5月29日 Sorry...No internet at home..No money to go to reliance..Sorry for not updating...No excuses...True...Ill be back in two weeks once i get my new connection... 5月15日 Jaipoooooooor Im here with you!Suar er jaat flies in jet airways n i travel in air deccan!Come on yaar theres a limit yaar!Like dude he freakin gets to travel in sucha good flight and i travel iin that sadiyal flight!Huhhhhhh but yeah there was one good thing..The seats were really good and so was thee food i bought on the flight!And plus that kutta got to go in CARGO HEHEHEHEHHhahahahahhaa..bludy maharaj what did he think?No but actually it was gd only for him h egot to sit in his cagew hich for his ocnvenience i made extra large which caused alot of problem and plus the cargo was cool since the AC was on..thats obvious..Anyways yeah im talking about me n oscar.We are now in jaipur the dogs first trip lucky man..!!I wish i was as lucky as him..Gets too eaet ice cream whenever he wants to and now gets to travel by jet airways.Okay okay i said deccan was good but you see NAME matters.Now people will say AYE DEKH LADDU BHAI KA KUTTA UNSE ACCHA FLIGHT MEIN JAIPUR GAYA..WhaT else remains!?!?..Well my flight was at 6:30 and it got delayed to 7.At 6:30 dad calls up and says he is having a problem with oscar..Like he cant put him in the cage and stuff..So i actually went out of the airport at 6:30 25 mins before my flight and to the jet cargo.But then it took me not more that 30 seconds to put him in.Arre yaar dad n maa are useless when it comes to oscar !!!:PPP:P:P:P:P...yeah but then when i n mum reached the airport we found out that our flight was delayed another 25 mins.Well deed and my cuz were waiting in line right in front for boarding cause you see deccan doesnt alott seats.You just have to run and grab!Disgusting.Im like dude cant they put the seat print on the boarding pass!Man.!Well my flight reached delhi at 9:50 and my dads flight reached at 11:30.Mum n my 2 sisters went off to my relatives while i had to stay back for dad.We got all the baggage by 12:15(Yeah delhi airport is slow!) and headed to jet cargo to collect oscy where we found out thtat he was on his way.He came by 12:30 and then he went crazy when he saw dad.He was ULLLLLLTRRAAAAA angry.Yeah see im laying emphasis on the word ULLLLLTTTTRRARRAAAA....Yeah he went wild.We reached our relatives by 1"30 and like waited there for AN HOUR.Oscar was dead tired and so were we.We left for jaipoooooooor by 2:30 ish and rached at 7.It was a sad journey and the driver was BADDD...now i was sleepy so cant describe the incedents.Oscar was sleeping on me so it was doubly b ad for me!.:(.Well ive been here for just a day but have already seen 2 movies.Tom dick and harry and 36 China town.Id rate the latter better but both were extremely stupid.Good for time pass though..China town was a well thoguht of story.Everything was well connected.Acting was WOKAY!..Yeah so jaipur.Pink city where only 1/500 of the buildings are red.!huh!!!Well im here till the 23rd and WONT or MIGHT NOT blog till then.So see u then spacerzzzz Ciao Laddu...
P.S:Listen ppl umm esp raje n roshni auntie i know u ppl tagged me but umm im too busy right now..LET ME ENJOY MY HOLIDAY YAAR!:p ill blog later wokay!?Hope u dont mind !:P 5月4日 My First...The past two days or rather the next two days or rather umm yesterday and an hour from now, two firsts will take or have taken place in my life...now people dont say KAL HO NA HO..ill get really pissed...well the 1st first was MY FRIST SOCIALS...yeah it was fun.Better than what i had gone expecting.I danced with 14-15 girls,a couple of cute ones..:P but dont worry i wont go any further...Well it was fun as i said i went crazy...The music was OKAY not that great.But i had a ball..Best was this:A class 10 girl coes up to 4 of us and tell us GO BOYS ASK SOME1..i had just danced with someone 2 mins ago but was ready for another go:P:P...so what i did i asked her WILL YOU DANCE WITH ME?..now since she couldnt refuse since your not allowed to, we started dancing.A second later her bf showed up and said EXCUSE ME...i said HOLD ON BRO IM IN A DANCE..he said she's my gf ,i said SHES MY DANCING PARTNER :p...he got kinda pissed but wa smiling.He then turned around to the girl and said HE'S YOUR JUNIOR ..i replied HELLO IM IN 9 BUT WERE THE SAME HEIGHT SO...????...:p;..but i didn bother them..Got them to dance together..:P...Last 45 mins we formed a group n went wild.All i can say is that i had fun...I wish there were more of these gatherings..When i told this to mum she said THAPPAD CHAHIYE???:p
Well thats that for socials,now for my second FIRST which is gonna come in lets say an hour...hmm sups has promised to visit n read after 12..lets see...ITS MY SPACES BDAY...OPEN THE PEPSI BOTTLES PEOPLE(and leave rs 50 behind for the pepsi and the reading charge):P...well i wont make it too long just want to wish my space a happy bday and list a few people (BET ITS GOT U) who have made this possible..:
Roshni Auntie:She is one of the 1st visitors and although 5000 have gone by,you remain one of the most special ones..Love you!
Bhawna:Shes my darling..Sweet supportive and PISSING OFF...lol no love you lots!
Sups:My sisterr who left me when i was a kid but now lives barely a kilometer and a half away:P
Pritz:Mr Kharoos..:P nono :D nice guy..go to his space(when your bored:P:P:P)
Param:Close friend and supporting hand...
Raje:Good friend..Let me mention she was the only one who sent oscar a happy bday card..so she gets a return SHEW WONT HAVE TO PAY 50 BUKS!!!
Third Eye:Arcopol the journalist dude...:P..Speaks good bong..
Marij or sweeti:Just as the name suggest SWEET!
Vesuvian Innocent Being:Just imagine,she hasnt disclosed her name yet..butshe gave me one LADDY!
Shilpa:One of my first visitors,thoughtful write-ups..
Pixie:Beautiful blogs..
Preyanca:Now heres one o the new ppl in town..:P
Aman:Another very close friend from school
Megha:Dont know her really well..she was quite excited to find me on msn AND SO WAS I!!!!:p
Horus:All hail KING HORUS!!!
Srikanth:Pal my pal frequent visitor..has many girls in his life..
Kiran:H just left blogging...
Pezz:Animal lover...
Abhshek(doesnt blog anymore)
Vijay(Silly gloop):Hes looking out for the culprit..:P
Forbidden silence:I guess thats her name ..but shes got good write ups...
Hawk:Now dont worry brother the list formay doesnt count..:P
And many more...
Please forgive if your name did not feature over here...Im extremely sorry if it didnt.You can always remind me..dont bother about that..Anyways thanks all of you i hope to continue blogging for ages..since i think blogging is my way of DE STRESSING lol.:P..anyways enjoy life,enjoy spaces and enjoy blogging and wish me luck thanks!..Laddu...:D
P.S:Umm for all this publicity all spacers are supposed to pay an overhead charge of RS 5..sorry for the inconvenience caused and freakin if your too poor,join me... 5月2日 Dude WHAT DOES LOVE MEAN???Welcome back is the message id expect from you people..you people seem to have forgotten me i guess
 .Yes i was away for 10 days.Actually no i wasnt.Just that i had no internet explorer.There was some problem with it.Well annnnnywayss...Its been fun fot the past few days.Actually not fun exactly.The news of pramod mahajans shooting and suryanarayanans murder by the taliban.Well what can i say.Read my comment on pritz's space cause i dont feel like repeating it again.I pray for Mr Mahajans recovery and offer condolences to the family of Mr Suryanarayanan.Well lets blog about something today...something...umm..umm..Sorry cant think of anything.Yeah the biggest news is MY SPACE'S ANNIVERSARY on 5th MAY 2006...1st anniversary...people do bring a pepsi each and rosogullas with your comments in 5th...i want EVERY1 TO BE THERE...please please!!!:D..Hmm yes tomorrow is the school socials.My 1st.I have a date..a very good friend of mine,...and i hope that is what she remains...No girlfriend wanter guys no girlfriend...Please..I am looing forward to that.I have tuition before that...Uhhhhhh...But i do likee the tuition..:P:P:P...Hmm with this id like to blog about something interesting..rather STUPID
I guess the words I LOVE YOU has no meaning left.Today we see people t the age of 13-14 with girlfriends.They continuously message each other I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U..uhh what a waste of money...I say this cause it never works....The next week they break up and so does their love...and then the next girl recieves the message I LOVE U I LOEVE U...well it does work insome cases though.I have THE BEST EXAMPLE POSSIBLE...my parents.Theyve been going out since they were 14!!And eventually they got married...Lucky!!!But you see i guess you understand what i mean...Today people have girlfriends,i guess, just to show off how cool they are...And the next day they see a hotter girl and they dump the present and run after the other 1...And dude i mean give respect to the word.If youre going out with someone and dont really love him/her then dont use those words...cause it will eventually break the heart of the second person(in some cases)...Jus the other day a friend of mine ask me HEY UTSAV WHY DONT YOU GET A GF???...im like BRO SEE...I DONT HAVE LACK..I KNOW THIS ISNT MY AGE...AND NOR DO I LIKE ANYONE AS SUCH...LIKE I KNOW MANY GGIRLS AND I LIKE THEM AS FRIENDS..BUT SEE I DONT WANT TO SHOW HOW COOL I AM BY GETTING A GF..CAUSE I GUESS I ALREADY AM A FRIENDLY FUNNY CRAZY GUY IN FRONT OF EVERYONES EYES..AND I DONT WANT TO SPOIL MY IMAGE..AND NOR AM I DESPERATE...yeah some people also get gf's cause they are desperate..id say a majority...
Another big problem is REACTION of others..If your seen out witha friend who is of the opposite sex even if your in a group but youll are standing together,then it becomes a big issue..Im like whats youre problem dude...Recently i went to barista with my friend,his gf and his sister...My friend went to fetch his gf so naturally i was sitting with his sister waiting.Next day my friends sister gets a mail from a person who has lack to find out whos going outwith whom.The mail reads that she's going out with me..My friend tells me this and i burst out laughing...I was like DUDE WHOS THIS PERSON???But heres a message to the world..PEOPLE IM NOT INTERESTED IN GOING OUT WITH ANYONE...SO DONT EVEN BOTHER ABOUT TRACKING ME DOWN WITH SOME GIRL...OR TAPPPING MY PHONE..cause i know many,speak to many and am friendly with many..
End of story :D Laddu... 4月23日 Dubeyji,And a wraap up of all thats happening..Alot is happening around..School fests an shit like that..So life's,als always,is fun.Whenever i read someones personal message on msn IM BORED,it gives me the impression that OK THESE PEOPLE DONT HAVE A LIFE.Like dude ok u have to get bored,fun isnt everything.But when they say LIFES SO BORING,they remind me of the word or rather phrase SAD CASES.
We had that interschool quiz yesterday and we came 4th after qualifying..!!Go LMB!..Im quite disappointed though cause till the end of the 4th round we were leading but we bungled it up in the 5th..Sad sad sad...But well theres always a next time..
Our inter school fest of the nature club is going on and its been ok..id say fun for the past two days..
Bhawna isnt coming online..And prithvi's blaming it on me:( dont know why...bhawna darling tumi kothai accho???
Yeah remember DUBEYJI i had told u that i would tell u about :P
He's our hindi teacher.A person who loves being flattered.Theres this friend of mine who loves joking with teachers like me:P and he's dubeyji's favourite cause he's flattered him for years..And his bro too was dubey's fav,i dont know why...
So after school on the 20th we went to search for prefecs for passses to callisto,the fest.But we couldnt find any.Then we saw DUBEYJI coming out like an elephant that he is.Samarth,that friend of mine goes and says NAMASTE SIR MERA BHAI AAP KE BAARE MEIN HI BAAT KARTA HAI,AAPKI HI PUJA KARTA HAI(sir my bor keeps talking aboout you,and prays before youre name and praises you)
Dubeyji:Arre beta SAAHIL beta ko bolo ki zindagi ki saari aashirvaad meri uske saath hai(Very happily)..(TELL your bro saahil that all my good wishes are for him)
Samarth:Sir aap usko aashirvaad diye,mujhe bhi dijeye!!(And he bends down)(SIR YOU GAVE MY BRO GOOD WISHES,GIVE ME TOO)
Dubeyji:Lo beta lo(very happily)
Me:Sir mujhe bhi dijeye mere ko kaise chhod saktee ho(SIR GIVE ME TOO HOW CAN YOU LEAVE ME OUT!!) Dubeyji:Lo beta lo.Par tumhara naam kya hai?
Me:Sir utsav,Utsav kumar kothari(Just to please him)
Dubeyji:Bacche tum accha padhai karte ho par zara class mein acchi behaviour se raho..kam baat karo(U study well but dont talk that much in class..)
Me:Sir aap to jaante hai mai kitna accha larka hoon,par mere paas jo beth ta hai naa woh langoor chasmullah aman,woh mujhe hasate raheta hai.Sir ab mujhe jaana hai good night
And then we both walk away giggling..:P
Tat was fun.Might not sound as funny but was damn funny..!!
4月20日 All about dogs..nono just one dog ..THATS ME!Update:Srikanth says im IMPATIENT.I totally agree..sorry for missing that out..Yeah also forgot to say i argue alot and talk alot..Well tahts good for it is a lawyer what i persue to be..lol..Yeah but i am impatient..
Some think im crazy,i agree.Some think im serious,i agree too,some think im a friendly chap,i agree to that too,my friend aman thinks im a stinky pig,id call him my bro,some think i have a good sense of humor..OK DUDE IM JOKER JOKER U DIDN KNOW THAT.IM USED FOR MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH AT PRIVATE PARTIES(ok thats a bit too much i made up that last part).Well let me tell you all about me..Yaa ok people dont get bored you might be thinking this asshole has no other job to do except write about his dog and himself and his daily activities..Sorry bros sis's and aunties(haent met any uncles here yet) the thing is that every time i write,i realise something new about me.Well i dont call myself different for nothing..hehe im blowing my own trumpet but thats my age old habit.
To start with,lets go through what we studied in the past few months:
1 Utsav's a pissing off guy
2 He's useless
3 He loves dogs
4He jokes around alot
5 doesnt take many things seriously(Yeah people think like that,i dont agree)
6 He's an asshole(I dont agreee again mister)
7 Im quite emotional(Ok dont get this all serious ok)
8 Im not a nerd like aman.Yeah param ull agree with me right?
9 This jackass,whats his name..umm yeah utsav,he likes quizzing,debating,drama,soccer,pool and everyones girlfriends
9 Sups thinks im fat(No dear sister im just chubby cheeks,not my fault.But theyre fading away :( )
10 So does bhawna..no bhawna darling im not fat u big fat moti auntie.
Yeah ok thats enough.
Well firstly something you people have not noticed or ever told me about what i think is that i am open to people of both sexes and of a varied age..like till 24ish..Some think im a jackass causa this..i tell them DONT BE JEALOUS THAT YOU GOT ONLY FRIENDS OF YOUR DADDY'S AGE.Ok roshni auntie your an exception!!!Yeah let me see a smile...one..two..ishmile!!!eeeeheeheeee.Okayy im a damn friendly chap who mixes around with anybody(There are some with whom i dont).Well yeah some people think i always joke around.Sorry you got me wrong buddies,im serious in my own matters..Yeah but i do tend to get a bit too much sometimesi agree...But i have improved alot..Yeah alot of change in me.Well the last is that im a very outgoing person.I talk alot and try to express everything.Well theres something i disagree there too.Well i am quite personal.Even many of my friends arnt aware of that.Param you arnt.So be aware of that.I do write alot based on my emotions and reactions and whats going in my mind but at the same time i do keep some essential personal keeping things personal.Yeah so i dont let every skeleton out of every closet.Moral of the story:You can share secrets with me and be rest assured that i wont tell anyone.(Ok this is partly being said so that i get to know all your secrets but yeah im not lying always share any problem with me dont worry)
Well its been a long entry.But im not sorry for making you go through all this cause i know its been quite entertaining and dont give a damn if you think its been boring.NO COMPLAINTS WILL BE ENTERTAINED
Haha yaa i forgot to tell you people.Something about dubeyji our hindi teacher.Next blog buddies.. 4月17日 Im back...Hello spacers i am back from PURI..Yeah arrived this morning at around 8:40.So what was i upto?I simplyu enjoyed.And ive returned BLACK!Yeah nigger bro's im one of you now so dont kill me!!Joke.Well the JAGANNATH darshan was really good.We fed 55 people too.God there was so much prasad.However i was dissappointed by the behaviour of the PANDAS.They always have bad intentions of extorting money.Infact one panda actually forced us to take some acceessory because he wanted a thousand bucks.If he hadnt behaved in sucha way we would have probably given thousand rupees as dakshina.But he wanted to take it into his own pocket.Well forget that.I was staying at MAYFAIR and was at the beach and in the pool almost throughout.All i can say is that it was fun.
Well getting away from PURI im really shocked at what is happening in western india.It is so stupid to do this shit.Narendra modi is a thick head who's just wanting publicity.And im shocked at the response of BJP at AAMIR KHAN.Dude he is not wanting to stop your construction,he's just freaking wanting you to rehabilitate the people who are suffering,and not only him,all NGO's taking part are wanting the same.Dont waste money to hold these processions.The NGO's are doing this cause they know and i know and we all know that once your freaking dam is constructed,you'll forget about the people.Well what you need is a kick on the backside and im jolly well willing to give it to you.
Ok forget that.Thanks RAJE for the beautiful card you sent me!!Thanks alot.Yeah i had fun in puri.Enjoy spacers you better go there.
Ok now if you people read my blog last time,i had written that my computer had crashed.Yes it did and it was alot worse than i thought.Well later i found out that the whole hard disk had crashed and so i lost all my documents,all files and folders,all pictures,all songs.Well thank god i had uploaded most of my pictures into my msn space and so i retrieved them.But they arnt as good cause theyre all compressed files.All my pictures were take from a 7.1 megapixel camera.Thats like 1.3 mb per pic.And i got back pics of 50 kb.Well its sad but another good news.I got microsoft 2003 and the photo editor in this has red eye removal and resizing of pics.GOSH IM SAVED.
Well anyways spacer catcha laterrrrrr...Bye! 4月12日 Whats happening?Hey spacers i had blogged yesterday,finito writing but god damn the lights went off.That was tragedy.
Well the most important stories today or rather yesterdaywas that about the meerut tragedy which was really sad.May the departed souls rest in peace.Well the second biggest news wa that of the arrest of SALMAN.In my previous blogs i had showed my dislike towards the actor who was involved in a couple of poaching cases.BUt after recieving a five year jail term,even i disagree with the judgement.I was rather for the 1 year judgement since he was involved in 5 cases i guess.
Now people might say poor guy.Even one year was too much.Well i really dont think so.These animals have as much right to live as wee do.And killing them for fun just shows how stupid you can get.People might say all these years so many epople have got away.Well then i say im sorry you have to start somewhere and i guess salman was their first hunt.
But yes im writing this blog to express my disapproval to the judgement.5 years i hell of a lot.Man you could have fined him 5 crores and used that money to improve wildlife facilities and save the lives of the animals not poached by salmans bro's yet...Some of these animal activists are also forgetting their aim.Their aim should ratherbe to extract money from this rich celeb..not that they shouldnt prosecute him.They should try their best to do that.But i guess the animal activists ate too much cornflakes and got too much iron shakti to sue this poor dude who never thought he would get into this kinda shyt..
Ok girls dont hate me now.I know you think he's hot.But he has done something wrong.Im sure he's gonna file a petition against it.And i hope the sentence is reduced.But i dont wish he is let free.So what if bollywood looses 100 crore?Thats nothing big for them.
Now people think he's let off cause he's a celeb.But i guess he's getting into more shit because of being a celeb.Well on the whole i regret this decision.Even if i was an animal activist,i would have fought to decreaase this sentence.No matter how much we say that HEY THESE ANIMALS HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIVE.But yet theres a feeling of SHIT YAAR KYA HUA?There is this feeling towards humans that no animal activist can keep away from....
Its not that i erally hate him.Infact i really like him as an actor.Now dude you cant blame him for this.Hunting is in their blood.Its been coming on for thousands of years.Again i say do not let him free.But yet show some mercy.
Well salman all i want to say is that bro or uncle or whatever.um cool actor..i feel sad for you.BUt if they start a voting thingi like DO U THINK SALMANS JAIL THINGI SHOULD BE LESSENED then ill surely vote yes from my moms cellphone since i dont have std...ok no more joking...its quite serious..
My advice to animal activists since im gonna become one of you:EXTRACT TEN CRORES FROM THIS DUDE AND BLACKMAIL HIM TO GIVE A SHARE OF HIS EVERY MOVIE EARNING or else you will re open the case...and let him free for now :P...ok forget salman bro now..turn to the tragedy at MEERUT
Well hats off to firefighters,a couple of whom were responsible for saving lives of scores and who are now fighting for their own...well my real atack is going to be towards the media...
I would define the media as a dudhead box organization filled with people who love to exaggerate issues and thus cause problems..nono i really respect NDTV and other channels...Ms barkha dutt is my role model..i agree....but yet you have to agree that these news channels and newspapers actually learn from mistakes and then learn so much that they actually end up trying to make the life of the party involved in the event a living hell...like take this meerut tragedy for example...Till ady before yesterday when the incedent had not taken place and a number of media reporters were present at the fest,no1 reported about the lack of safety then..and after this,every newspaper tries to show its knowledge about all this...to show how much they know,how bad the facilities were...well what the hell will we do knowing after the incedent has taken place..??And today in the metro they gave list of safety lapses in that place...thats sad dude...and above that they exaggerate every news so much!!man... i want to do journalism myself but the only thing that keeps me in second thoughts is because these people nowadays just aim to get the news fastest and try to exaggerate everythingand push and push and push and push that they end up sayin 20 lies but their motto still reads NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH,,,KHABAR SACH KI,....blah blah...
so thats it..im tired now..ill probably take a doze...good night spacers..!!
P.S:UPDATE PEOPLE IM GOING TO PURI TOMORROW(FRIDAY) AT NIGHT...its gonna be fun for 3 days..Ill be abck on sunday night but ry my best to come online...and a sad news too..my comp crashed...reinstalled xp but still not working,gone for repairs..hehe..so its a doubly good time to go!!! 4月9日 Oscy my love,HAPPY BIRTHDAY!~!~!Youre beautiful,she's beautiful,that dogs beautiful MAN THE WHOLE WORLDS BEAUTIFUL...
Lets sart this day by wishing the one and only OSCAR MAHARAJ a very very happy 4th bday...yeah dont worry every1 he's fine now..this bas****(in a comical way) knew is was his bday and thus got cured in 1 n a half days ...actually just one..usually his acidity takes a couple of days,probably even a week,to cure...yeah he had slighty upset stomach..his de worming is also due..Lets see...well i was awake till 12 at night,wished him a happy bday although he was sleeping comfortably on my bed...lazy bumb he is..idiot..and then today in the morning at 4:45 when i got up,i wished him once again.and told him GIMME KICCHIE...yeah he understands that...he was quite excited and slept beside me the whole night..you should have seen that...he usually goes to my parents for love but yesteraday was truly amazing..he actually took erst on my chest with his head sticking in and he spreading his legs..and usually when he comes onto my pillow i start wistling so that he feels ticklish and gets off..and then at night he ocmes back again ...but last night we slept like true brothers...
Hmm so after long ive actually dedicated a blog to someone...yeah so this blog is being written so that everyone knows more about the next mighty emperor of kuttas like me OSCAR MAHARAJ...
yeah so lets see what he eats..Hmm cause he's a basset hound,he's quite fussy..its natural..they do what they want to..he's like U ARSEHOLE TAKE MY DOWN,U JACKASS WIPE MY BODY,IM DIRTY IVE JUST COME BACK FROM PLAY WIPE MY LEGS,U SUAR GIMME A BATH..etc etc...and he wont move when he doesnt feel like..He is a veggie and eaats MILK ROTI,DAHI CHAWA,DAHI CHURWA,KHICHDI(THE DOG STYLE),SOYABEAN RICE,CHHENA...and yaeh some chicken dog food which i forcibly bring into the house...
I still remember that i usually used to feel scared of dogs(ive said this before)but after oscy,dogs are my life..i usually used to sleep on my moms lap,like my head on her lap..after this guys arrival this idiot started pushing me away and my mom doubly pushed me...and he slept on her lap...if mom gave me a kiss or like caled me baccha in her wierd accent that i like,he would start barking unless he got 5 kisses and you wouldnt pat him for 15 minutes...well he's still like that...except for the lap part,we both have grown up,,,oooo noo mum don feel bad i do sleep on ur lap when oscy's not around....
And how he looks...yeah yeah youve seen all his photos and if you havent then check it out...its like he's the most adorable thing around...his photos get the most comments and in a public place he gets the most compliments...its like dude people stop and wish him HEY OSCY WHATS UP and he wags his tail...yeah this is true one evening i took ascy for a walk..like around 8ish..two people,relatively young,got off the car and said HEYYY OSCAR HOW ARE YOU...im like hi umm have i met you before...they said no i know your dog...OK!!!!!!!!And people i dont know keep asking me hows oscar...dude he's famous...if he hadnt got just one testicle he would have won hearts + awards...thats really sad...And he's got those basset red eyes which are common..his spit always leaks rom his mouth...might be dirty but it looks cute(okay im not a dirty guy)
Hmm oscat has many petnames..OSCY,ONNIE,MOMO(i call him that),ONTON,and now he's taken a couple of mine including my own name..my mashi actually told me once AYE DEKHO UTSAV PECCHAP KORE DIYECCHE(look utsav's peed out here)..i was lik HUH??hmm so waht else...yeah he's taken USHNA my fav...the only one i have left is LADDU which i dont allow anyone to call him..once a my mom did and i got al crazy...arre kya karien IMAGE KA SAWAL HAI...hehe...the people in CCFC will think AYE DEKH LADDU BHAI KA KUTTA KA NAAM BHI LADDU....lol..
OK SO ANY GUESSES HOW OLD HE IS TODAY???
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Hes 4..yeah he was born on 9th april 02...
And so budddies wherever you are,whatever youre doing,how ever busy you are please send or courier or drop by 3 rosogullas each(and more if you like) and if you dont ill feel bad...yeah two for hi n one for me...lol...anyways OSCY YOUR THE MOST ADORABLE THING IVE SEEN...I LOVE YOU BY FAR THE MOST NOT THAT I DONT LOVE OTHERS BUT I GUESS JUST CAUSE IM SO CLOSE TO YOU AND LIEK YOUR TOTALLY DEPENDANT ON ME...YEAH as in bengali you call it OSCY AAMI TOR DADA..
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